Asgardia

A new nation is born of peaceful coexistence. I am a citizen. You can be as well. No fees! 

Asgardia
sounds like a wonderful utopian society. But, we all know, utopia does not and can not exist. Human nature just will not permit it. This is why you must join now, to ensure there is intelligence within this freakish new community. Here is the Asgardian Constitution for your reading pleasure and I encourage you to question each chapter's validity as a tool for change. We, the rightful citizens of Earth, shall not let this warped thinking continue unobstructed. That is all.