So, here is another Freedom of Information Act response, this one from the Department of Defense, Defense Security Service. I am not in the system, as far as they can tell. I will be though, someday! Bwahahahahaha!
WJR
I don't even remember sending a FOIA request to the DOTA, but here is their response, none the less. I am certain that this is the last one in the series. Time will tell for sure.
WJR
Today's mail contained what I figure to be the final Freedom of Information Act responses from our distinguished government agencies.
CIA FOIA response
US Secret Service FOIA response
So, what I take away from all of these is that, in the government's eyes, I do not yet exist. That won't last long though, soon the whole world will know my name. I am Will Robertson and I am running for president in the year 2020!
Thank you,
WJR
Today, I got this in the snail mail:
FBI FOIPA response
I am actually quite surprised to not be in the FBI files. Surely I have disturbed enough people by now. Oh well, at least I know that I don't know if I am in the NSA database. I am a disruption to the maggots that infest our government!
WJR
I have received two more responses, one from the Sacramento FBI Office and the other from the DIA. The Defense Intelligence Agency response surprised me, as I assumed, incorrectly I might add, that their letter would contain similar language to the CIA's. The DIA may be a member of the alphabet soup of agencies, but their response is more honest and straight-forward. View for yourself below.
Each item is less than a megabyte in size and each is two pages, the first being the envelope and the second being the letter.
DIA FOIA response
FBI Sacramento Office resonse
I am surprised by the speed of the government's response. I submitted my FOIA paperwork at the beginning of the month. I like how the DIA apologizes for the delay. Personally, I think this is rather quick. Anyways, I submit these for you to laugh at. That is all.
WJR
After submitting several requests for info about myself to various gov't agencies, here are the responses I received. The one that makes me really laugh out loud is the NSA. A two-page response to say that I am not privileged to know what they do or do not know about me. I hate secrecy and I do not believe our government has a right to "national security" protections. Read these and let me know what you think.
Three PDF files, between 855K and 1753K in size.
FBI response
US DOJ Marshall's Service response
NSA response
I got my letter to the Denver FBI office returned unopened with the notice that it is "Not Deliverable As Addressed. Unable To Forward." Not sure why that is, I am certain that the address is correct. Oh, well, still waiting on two more: the Secret Service and the CIA. The CIA response will probably be similar to the NSA, I am thinking.
WJR