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A redneck with a bucket full of live fish was approached recently by a
game warden in Central Mississippi as he started to drive his boat away
from a lake. The game warden asked the man, "May I see your fishing license please?" "Naw, sir," replied the redneck. "I don't need none of them there
papers. These here are my pet fish." "Pet fish??" "Yep. Once a week, I bring these here fish o'mine down to the lake
and let 'em swim 'round for a while. Then when I whistle, they swim right back
into my net and I take 'em home." "W hat a line of bull....you're under arrest." The redneck said, "It's the truth, Mr. Gov'ment Man. I'll show ya!
We do this all the time!!" "WE do, now, do WE?" smirked the warden. "PROVE it!" The redneck released the fish into the lake and stood and waited.
After a few minutes, the warden said, "Well?" "Well, WHUT?" said the redneck. The warden asked, "When are you going to call them back?" "Call who back?" "The FISH," replied the warden! "Whut fish?" asked the redneck.
MORAL OF THE STORY:
We may not be as smart as some city slickers, but we ain't as dumb as some government employees.
game warden in Central Mississippi as he started to drive his boat away
from a lake. The game warden asked the man, "May I see your fishing license please?" "Naw, sir," replied the redneck. "I don't need none of them there
papers. These here are my pet fish." "Pet fish??" "Yep. Once a week, I bring these here fish o'mine down to the lake
and let 'em swim 'round for a while. Then when I whistle, they swim right back
into my net and I take 'em home." "W hat a line of bull....you're under arrest." The redneck said, "It's the truth, Mr. Gov'ment Man. I'll show ya!
We do this all the time!!" "WE do, now, do WE?" smirked the warden. "PROVE it!" The redneck released the fish into the lake and stood and waited.
After a few minutes, the warden said, "Well?" "Well, WHUT?" said the redneck. The warden asked, "When are you going to call them back?" "Call who back?" "The FISH," replied the warden! "Whut fish?" asked the redneck.
MORAL OF THE STORY:
We may not be as smart as some city slickers, but we ain't as dumb as some government employees.
REWARD OFFEREDA REWARD OF 500 MICROFARADS IS OFFERED FOR THE INFORMATION LEADING TO THE ARREST OF HOP-A-LONG CAPACITY. THIS UNRECTIFIED CRIMINAL ESCAPED FROM A WESTERN PRIMARY CELL WHERE HE HAD BEEN CLAMPED IN IONS AWAITING THE GAUSS CHAMBER.HE IS CHARGED WITH THE INDUCTION OF AN 18 TURN COIL NAMED MILLI HENRY WHO WAS FOUND CHOKED AND ROBBED OF VALUABLE JOULES. HE IS ARMED WITH A CARBON ROD AND IS A POTENTIAL KILLER. CAPACITY IS ALSO CHARGED WITH DRIVING DC MOTOR OVER A WHEATSTONE BRIDGE AND REFUSING TO LET THE BAND-PASS.IF ENCOUNTERED, HE MAY OFFER SERIES OF RESISTANCE. THE ELECTROMOTIVE FORCE SPENT THE NIGHT SEARCHING FOR HIM IN A MAGNETIC FIELD, WHERE HE HAD GONE TO EARTH. THEY HAD NO SUCCESS AND BELIEVED HE HAD RETURNED OHM VIA A SHORT CIRCUITHE WAS LAST SEEN RIDING A KILOCYCLE WITH HIS FRIEND EDDY CURRENT WHO WAS PLAYING A HARMONIC.
Found on the Ham Radio group on Facebook.
Not the least bit offensive, this joke that the general tells. Jews
are known to be financially well-off and the Taliban is known to be
ignorant and crazy. This joke portrays the characters as they really
are and that is why they cry foul! Keep the jokes coming, General
Jones! WJR
I think that Ms. Norris has the right idea and I will proudly participate. Mohammed is not a sacred cow and I would be darn happy to receive a death threat from some ugly Muslim idiots. If I receive one, I will scan and post immediatly. Being un-PC is all me. http://www.mynorthwest.com/?nid=11&sid=313170
My wonderful wife, Barbara, sent this to me.
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Probably NSFW. Contains foul language.
I suggest you listen to this.
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This is what is considered dancing by our pom, Butters.
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