I attempted to post this to LinkedIn, but was blocked by the Trust & Safety Team, because this comment goes against their "policy on misinformation". I am unsure what the "misinformation" is in my post, as LinkedIn gives no further details.
Here is the entirety of the aborted post:
Perhaps this is irrational, maybe LinkedIn is not the right place to post this, but I have always wanted an assistant, like Natalie or Sharona were to Adrian Monk.
I have been thinking about this for a long time and here is what I have written so far.
Duties of my qualified assistant:
Take notes
Research ideas
Listen to my ramblings
Be willing and able to converse
Create pictures of my ideas
Use assorted technologies
Other unwritten things
Prerequisites:
Must be patient
Able to communicate
Willing to travel
Knowledgeable about a variety of subjects
Able to adapt to any situation
Star Trek fan a plus
Must be organized and tidy
Ability to tell jokes another plus
Friendly and polite
Compensation will be determined over time by the quality of output.
The job title is negotiable and so are the expected duties.
I may be crazy for posting this, but I truly am just this guy with ideas and am not sure what my next move should be.Thank you for your consideration.
Can you find the "misinformation"?